So I finished all my interviews a few days ago, and took care of all the lose ends, only to go to my email and see that the project has been dropped.
oh well, it was stressful while it lasted.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
AND YOUR FUCKED.
My biggest fear.
I have three fears, X girlfriends, Sharks, and stds.
But my biggest fear is my X girlfriends riding Sharks with stds in there mouths.
Thats a real fear. Ive had shocking dreams about that exact scenario several times. Think about it, your enjoying a nice day at the beach, swimming in the ocean. Off in the distance you notice somthing stading up in the watter moving at an alarmingly fast rate. Its making a be line for you. then you see 12 things standing in the water moving towerds you. suddenly it comes in focus. its a death pack of X girlfriends riding sharks. then they start pouring somthing in the mouths of the sharks, a vial labeld stds.
at this point your pretty fucked,
you better hope your near shore so you can run faster than your X's before they get off their sharks.
But then it happens. You get caught by the shark, your now mangeled and you might have the clap. Your being cirlced by your X's who are screaming and laughing while they ask you to buy them a new jacket. Then they tell you how much they hate you, but not before the sharks take a few limbs.
then your left floating there. No one wants to touch you, their all like "that guy has the clap" so you get to shore with your one arm and half a leg left.
they left one arm so you can buy stuff and pay, the half a leg was an accident. that shouldnt be there.
and your fucked.
Thats my biggest fear.
-Jimmy D
I have three fears, X girlfriends, Sharks, and stds.
But my biggest fear is my X girlfriends riding Sharks with stds in there mouths.
Thats a real fear. Ive had shocking dreams about that exact scenario several times. Think about it, your enjoying a nice day at the beach, swimming in the ocean. Off in the distance you notice somthing stading up in the watter moving at an alarmingly fast rate. Its making a be line for you. then you see 12 things standing in the water moving towerds you. suddenly it comes in focus. its a death pack of X girlfriends riding sharks. then they start pouring somthing in the mouths of the sharks, a vial labeld stds.
at this point your pretty fucked,
you better hope your near shore so you can run faster than your X's before they get off their sharks.
But then it happens. You get caught by the shark, your now mangeled and you might have the clap. Your being cirlced by your X's who are screaming and laughing while they ask you to buy them a new jacket. Then they tell you how much they hate you, but not before the sharks take a few limbs.
then your left floating there. No one wants to touch you, their all like "that guy has the clap" so you get to shore with your one arm and half a leg left.
they left one arm so you can buy stuff and pay, the half a leg was an accident. that shouldnt be there.
and your fucked.
Thats my biggest fear.
-Jimmy D
Monday, February 16, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
So im going to make this short.
I recently went to the hospital for a serious stomach illness. Now don't go crying, im fine, just still sick.
I know a few of you are in my Viral Marketing class and my Arts and Entertainment Law class. if you happen to read this will you pick up the work sheet that he's passing out tonight in the Arts and Entertainment Law class????? pleeeassseee!!
thanks!
Jimmy D
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